About The Cheeky Car Company
Our mission is to flatter your ego until it is quite breathless, while Morris remains—as always—entirely unmoved by the drama.
Supporting Roles
Silent Partner
Joe is an emeritus professor who understands life is too important to be taken seriously. When not navigating Morris to your next location, he regards mischief as an essential ingredient of charm.
Visual Architect
MK is the mastermind behind our aesthetic provocations. Responsible for the art, the signs, and the general visual "je ne sais quoi." If something looks exceptionally clever or distractingly beautiful, MK's hand was in it.
Muse of Meadows & Matrimony
Ellin is expert in all things that bloom or cry. From English garden floral ornaments to soothing the unpredictable whims of babies and brides—a well-placed gardenia is her key to the perfect photograph.
Aerial Rascal & Varmint Master
Patrick is chauffeur, drone and airplane pilot, and chief location rascal. He specializes in capturing bird's-eye views and wrangling pets on sets, ensuring your four-legged friends look as dignified as the motorcar.
Meet Morris Minor
Many owners agonize over nicknames. This motorcar arrived in Oxford with Morris Minor already pinned to his bonnet; it seemed unnecessary to improve upon perfection. His number plate offers a small wink to a familiar British pub greeting—consider yourself in on the joke.
A professional understudy, Morris has taken naturally to the agreeable absurdity of being a prop, trained to remain still for hours while making everyone else look rather better than they had expected.
Whether draped in ribbons or placed precisely on set, he treats trifles with admirable seriousness, for what could be more urgent than the light falling properly on a wicker basket?
His character is impeccable, though his pace remains philosophical; top speed is generally understood to be eventually.
He does not merely occupy space. He curates it. His ambition is modest: to be the most handsome object in the frame.